THE RINK REPORT

WEEK 10

Stats Don't Care About Your Feelings

Big numbers, brutal losses, and at least one matchup where the fantasy app should've asked, "Are you sure you want to open this?"

🔥 Team of the Week: Tkachuk Around and Find Out

WEEKS 8 + 9

A Holiday Value Pack of Chaos

Two weeks bundled into one, like fantasy hockey leftovers reheated and served with a straight face.

🔥 Team of the Fortnight: Don't Trust Aho

WEEK 7

Goalie Crimes, Candle Magic, and a Statement Upset

The top teams took punches, the middle kept wobbling, and the bottom finally got a reason to celebrate.

🔥 Team of the Week: What's Dunn is Dunn

WEEK 6

The Week Everyone Was Either Exploding or Imploding

The contenders flexed, the cursed stayed cursed, and a few teams quietly panicked on the waiver wire.

🔥 Team of the Week: Candy Canes for Hurricanes

WEEK 5

Delayed by Sun, Saved by Goalies

Reviewing from sunny Costa Rica, where the drinks were strong, the Wi-Fi was weak, and everyone's goalies finally decided to show up.

🔥 Team of the Week: My Little Kraklings

WEEK 4

Goalies Gone Mild & the Rise of the Middle Pack

The standings tightened, two titans finally fell, and at least three goalies were caught on milk cartons.

🔥 Team of the Week: Strome Alone

WEEK 3

Goalies Gone Wild and the Fall of a Dynasty

The standings shuffled, the mighty stumbled, and several managers learned what it feels like when your goaltender decides to cosplay as Swiss cheese.

🔥 Team of the Week: The Em-VPs

WEEK 2

The Goalie Overlords Strike Again

The teams with hot goalies are still running the show. If you didn't draft a netminder who decided to channel their inner Vezina winner, better luck next matchup.

🔥 Team of the Week: Candy Canes for Hurricanes

WEEK 1

The Good, The Bad, and The Goalie-Dependent

Matchup 1 is officially in the books, and let me tell you, it's been a wild ride from opening night to now.

🔥 Team of the Week: Candy Canes for Hurricanes